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LYRICS
Our new CD, Relax...It’s Out Of Control - 2008
Demon Seed:
My life with the party girl / It's like livin in another world / We're hangin out and closin the bar / Then we're fuckin like porno stars / I wish i woulda never met her (met her) / Because my life it would be so much better (better) / Can't get her outta my mind (my mind) / I think about her all of the time (a the time) / I saw her on the cover of a magazine, she is my beauty queen, she's all that i need to spread my demon seed, fulfill my lusty greed, she's all that i need, she is all that i need...YEAH!
second verse, same as the first!
I wish i woulda never met her (met her) / Because my life it would be so much better (better) / Can't get her outta my mind (my mind) / I think about her all of the time (a the time)
My life with the party girl / It's like livin in another world / We're hangin out and closin the bar / Then we're fuckin like porno stars /
I saw her on the cover of a magazine, she is my beauty queen, she's all that i need to spread my demon seed, fulfill my lusty greed, she's all that i need, she is all that i need / .I saw her on the cover of a magazine, she is my beauty queen, she's all that i need to spread my demon seed, fulfill my lusty greed, she's all that i need, all that i need, all that i need, all that i need, all that i need, all that i need, all that i need, all that i need....to spread my demon seeeeed!
Happy:
It’s been a long time that the weather’s been crappy / I want to lay down and take me a nappy / I went downstairs and called up my pappy / He said “hey boy, it’s time to get happy"
Happy, happy, Its time to get happy / Birds in the air like to go flappy flappy / All dressed up, you’re lookin pretty snappy / And all day long you walk around being happy!
My boy woke up from a long, long nappy / We started playin’ toys, just a boy and his pappy / The dog walked in, was smellin pretty crappy / Bitchin up a storm, makin noise, yappy yappy
Happy, happy, It’s time to get happy / The birds in the air like to go flappy flappy / Not much left but a small squabbletappy / But all day long I walk around being happy now
(JAM)
I grabbed up my rod and my old scrappy cappy / I went to get a steelie but I only got a crappie / The trees all around just a dripping out sappy / Talking to the chief – he said “Dude, get happy!”
Happy, happy, It’s time to get happy / The birds in the air like to go flappy flappy / Not much left but a small squabbletappy / But all day long I walk around being happy now
Fuster Cluck:
Like Robert Palmer said "I didn't mean to turn you on" / Just being honest here and factual like Paula Zahn / Only the finest things were thrown into the pan yer on / I'll play a spanish tune on my Brazilian Optagan
For the last hundred years / break the door down in tears / can't survive on stipends / doesn't mean it's the end
I wonder how the naked tourniquet is omniscient / She knows the everything about the sticks and cardigans / I wonder how and where and when i'll see just what you are / till then i'll have to wonder how it feels from afar
For the last thousand years / break the door down again / not the letter i'd send / doesn't mean it's the end
(JAM/SOLO)
If you dive get the bends / Aching august again / got the letters i send / guess it means it's the end
Lookin’ Right:
You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right
Gonna shake that thing / Gonna make you swing / Really like your style / Stay for awhile / Gonna shake that thing / Gonna make you swing / You're feelin tight / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right /
(JAM)
Gonna shake that thing / Gonna make you swing / Really like your style / Stay for awhile / Gonna shake that thing / Gonna make you swing / You're feelin tight / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right /
(JAM)
(SOLO)
You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right / You're lookin right
Local On The Eights:
(Instrumental)
Jewish Rye:
Who will drink the ancient wine and eat the Jewish rye? / They say those little seeds inside will help to get you... / Don't eat that rye, don't eat that rye, don't eat the jewish rye / They say those little seeds inside will help to get you...
(JAM)
This ain't no dinner sippin' wine, this ain't no flavoured turpentine / 200 years the bottle waits, the cork is off don't celebrate, YET! / We need a side to go along, how 'bout that girl in the thong? / It would be great it makes me cry, but all that's left is jewish rye / Don't eat that rye don't eat that rye, don't eat the jewish rye / They say those little seeds inside will help to get you... / Don't eat that rye don't eat that rye, don't eat the jewish rye / They say those little seeds inside will help to get you... / Don't eat that rye don't eat that rye, don't eat the jewish rye / They say those little seeds inside will help to get you...
(JAM)
Don't eat that rye don't eat that rye, don't eat the jewish rye / They say those little seeds inside will help to get you... / Don't eat that rye don't eat that rye, don't eat the jewish rye / They say those little seeds inside will help to get you... / Don't eat that rye don't eat that rye, don't eat the jewish rye / They say those little seeds inside will help to get you... / Don't eat that rye don't eat that rye, don't eat the jewish rye / They say those little seeds inside will help to get you... / HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(OR SOMETHING)
Truth Is Dead:
YOU WANT - THEY’VE GOT / THEY HAVE AND YOU HAVE NOT / WORK HARD - ALL DAY / MORE BILLS FOR YOU TO PAY / YOU GIVE - YOUR SOUL / BUT YOU’RE STILL IN THE HOLE / WHO CARES - NOT ME / BENT TRUTH THAT FEW CAN SEE
IF YOU CAN FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE WORDS MAKE SENSE / YOU JUST MIGHT REACH THE TOP BY STEPPING ON SOME HEADS / THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN’T BUY IF YOU’VE GOT THE BREAD / AS LONG AS YOU CAN SEE THAT THE TRUTH IS DEAD
STAND PROUD - WALK TALL / PLAY LIKE THEY KNOW IT ALL / SMOOTH TALK - BIG LIES / WHY CAN’T THEY REALIZE / SHOULD YOU - BELIEVE / THEY’RE NOT OUT TO DECIEVE / SUCK UP - BE LED / NOW YOU’RE F’D IN THE HEAD
IF YOU CAN FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE WORDS MAKE SENSE / YOU JUST MIGHT REACH THE TOP BY STEPPING ON SOME HEADS / THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN’T BUY IF YOU’VE GOT THE BREAD / AS LONG AS YOU CAN SEE THAT THE TRUTH IS DEAD
(JAM/SOLO)
JOIN IN - RAT RACE / WAVE FLAGS TO SAVE YOUR FACE / CLOCK IN - PUNCH OUT / YOUR LIFE IS ALL ABOUT / NO TIME - TO LIVE / EXPECTING YOU TO GIVE / YOUR BLOOD - YOUR ALL / DON’T STOP UNTIL YOU FALL
IF YOU CAN FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE WORDS MAKE SENSE / YOU JUST MIGHT REACH THE TOP BY STEPPING ON SOME HEADS / THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN’T BUY IF YOU’VE GOT THE BREAD / AS LONG AS YOU CAN SEE THAT THE TRUTH IS DEAD
Tip City Torsaral:
I want to climb a tree today / go down old seventy one, south dayton way / ringing ears bringing fears of long lost yesterdays / wish the kids could all come out and play...
You gotta ladder stuck on your roof / You gotta lawn mower stuck in yer tree / You got garbage cans in your station wagon / Walkin down the street with your pool table
With all the musings of a hollow tree / and all the feeling of a dormant stone / and all the thoughtfulness of falling leaves / and all the clarity of vivid dreams
I remember it like only hours ago / The wind of spring, trip through meadow / Think i'll jump on 71, south dayton way / Think i'll prank the torsaral today
Favorite show blue screen tv / North Ridgeville Travelling Most Pit / driveway is a parking lot / punch holes in walls and zima's hot
With all the musings of a hollow tree / and all the feeling of a dormant stone / and all the thoughtfulness of falling leaves / and all the clarity of vivid dreams
(JAM)
With all the musings of a hollow tree / and all the feeling of a dormant stone / and all the thoughtfulness of falling leaves / and all the clarity of vivid dreams
Life was easy, and so were the jokes / at the expense of kind hearted folks / mistakes, i wouldn't take back, notta one / California , here the pirates come
The Country:
Down in the country / Sunshine on my face / Down in the country / My saving grace...
(LONG MIDDLE EIGHT, WHERE EIGHT EQUALS PROBABLY A HUNDRED)
Down in the country / Sunshine on my face / Down in the country / My saving grace...
Atoms:
2am I uh met John Adams / Like a horse with uh out a saddle / He was standing and uh he was begging / He was full of shit and ale. ALE!
(and he said) "Don't trust no-one and don't get married" / "Don't kill no one and love your family" / "I got girls who will do whatever" / "As long as you run for me" HEY!
(JAM)
No one loves him 'cept his momma / Bought a beer for him, still more drama / Gave me nicknames like millionaire / Cuz I lent him a pair. AIR!
(and he said) "I was born and now i regret it" / "life's a joke and I just don't get it" / "Black or white or red or blue or" / "We're all gray in the end" END!
(JAM)
Henrietta:
H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A / H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A / H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A / H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A
She liked to ride around on every stud in town / Going down town to the drug store / Down on all fours in her 4x4 / Need I say anymore?
Oh Henrietta, she was a horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsetrainer!
The tale of the tail of a sailor man / He loved his Henrietta just as much as he can / Till he found her on all fours in her 4x4 / Need I say anymore?
Oh Henrietta, she was a horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsetrainer!
(JAM)
(SOLO)
Down on all fours in her 4x4 / Down on all fours in her 4x4 / Down on all fours in her 4x4 / Down on all fours in her 4x4 / Down on all fours in her 4x4 / Down on all fours in her 4x4 / Down on all fours in her 4x4 / Need I say anymore?
Oh Henrietta, she was a horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsetrainer!
H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A / H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A / H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A / H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A / H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A / H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A / H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A / H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A / H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A / H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A / H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A / H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A...
Meet For Breakfast:
Who was the first guy to see that thing hanging from the cow? / What made him want to squeeze the juice and put it in his mouth? / His friends laughed when he declared that he would taste the juice / The beast groaned when he went down and started to let loose
1,2,twist,1,2,twist,SQUIRT! / 1,2,twist,1,2,twist,SQUIRT! / 1,2,twist,1,2,twist,SQUIRT! / 1,2,twist,1,2,twist,SQUIRT! / 1,2,twist,1,2,twist,SQUIRT!SQUIRT!SQUIRT!SQUIRT!
Harvesting the sauce from goats so that he could make his cheese / One faint whiff of the pungent fumes would bring you to your knees / Chicken eggs that will never hatch because he fried them in a pan / Little pigs that no longer squeal, but now they taste like ham
1,2,twist,1,2,twist,SQUIRT! / 1,2,twist,1,2,twist,SQUIRT! / 1,2,twist,1,2,twist,SQUIRT! / 1,2,twist,1,2,twist,SQUIRT! / 1,2,twist,1,2,twist,SQUIRT!SQUIRT!SQUIRT!SQUIRT!
Embryonic chickens and the sauce from a cow / savory links of pig to shove in his mouth / several different species in a pile on his plate / feeling nice and full from all the animals he ate...FOR BREAKFAST
1,2,twist,1,2,twist,SQUIRT! / 1,2,twist,1,2,twist,SQUIRT! / I hope she takes off her shirt / 1,2,twist,1,2,twist,SQUIRT! / 1,2,twist,1,2,twist,SQUIRT! /I want to lift up her skirt / 1,2,twist,1,2,twist,SQUIRT!SQUIRT!SQUIRT!SQUIRT!
Calling All Cars:
Calling all cars, Calling all cars, Calling all cars, Calling all cars, YES!!
Calling all cars, Calling all cars, Calling all cars, Calling all cars, YES!!
Calling all cars there's a killer on the road, put a bullet in his brain he'll be squrmin like a toad. Don't know where he's goin don't know where he's been but all I fuckin know is he just killed my only friend. Calling all cars there's a killer on the road. ON THE ROAD.
Calling all cars there's a killer on the loose. He's drivin around town and he's sippin on gin and juice. Headin to the border of the Soho county line and all I fuckin know is he just killed a friend of mine. Calling all cars there's a killer on the loose. ON THE LOOSE.
Calling all cars, Calling all cars, Calling all cars, Calling all cars, YES!!
Calling all cars, Calling all cars, Calling all cars, Calling all cars, YES!!
Calling all cars there's a killer on the road, put a bullet in his brain he'll be squrmin like a toad. Don't know where he's goin don't know where he's been but all I fuckin know is he just killed my only friend. Calling all cars there's a killer on the road. ON THE ROAD.
Celebrate:
Take some time to celebrate / Soon it will be way too late / Life will pass you by within the blink of an eye then it will be way too late!
(STEVE SOLO)
Take some time to celebrate / Soon it will be way too late / Life will pass you by within the blink of an eye then it will be way too late!
(MIKE SOLO)
Take some time to celebrate / Soon it will be way too late / Life will pass you by within the blink of an eye then it will be way too late!
(JASON SOLO)
Take some time to celebrate / Soon it will be way too late / Life will pass you by within the blink of an eye then it will be way too late!
(LINEY SOLO)
Take some time to celebrate / Soon it will be way too late / Life will pass you by within the blink of an eye then it will be way too late!
How ‘Bout That Moon?:
I just drank a cup of hot tea / And it didn't quite agree with me / At first everything was alright / But when i got into my car and drove into the night... / Big wooden mailboxes turned into owls / and garbage bags turned into piles of musty towels / When i got on the highway, the stars began to blink / i really think i need to see a shrink!
But how 'bout that moon? / It keeps following me... / But how 'bout that moon? / It keeps following me... / But how 'bout that moon? / It keeps following me... / The man in the moon / He'll invite us all for tea...one day...
I parked my car in a giant bowl of shrimp / My house is the size of the goodyear blimp / When the hellhounds bark, it sounds just like a song / from grease 2, and i just have to sing along / Then i got this butterfly inside / Now it seems like jekyll just ate hyde / When i look up at the evening, i feel like i could yak! / the sky is white and all the stars are black!
But how 'bout that moon? / It keeps following me... / But how 'bout that moon? / It keeps following me... / But how 'bout that moon? / It keeps following me... / The man in the moon / He'll invite us all for tea...one day...
SOLO
But how 'bout that moon? / It keeps following me... / But how 'bout that moon? / It keeps following me... / But how 'bout that moon? / It keeps following me... / The man in the moon / He'll invite us all for tea / But how 'bout that moon? / It keeps following me... / But how 'bout that moon? / It keeps following me... / But how 'bout that moon? / It keeps following me... / The man in the moon / He'll invite us all for tea...one day...
SOLO / JAM / FADE
IN TENTS - 2005
Quppa Joe:
Pour yerself a cup'o'joe and step into the sun / pop yerself a vicodin and open up the fun / take a good ol' look around and see which way it blows / i can tell you something crazy nobody else knows
aw yeah / alright / feels good / inside
Because I can get real high
Welcome to the disco welcome to the scene / Smiley Baldazar is gonna make yer body scream / I can see you dancing and things are getting hot / makes me wanna lose control and give you what i got baby
aw yeah / alright / feels good / inside
Because I can get real high
(SOLO)
Because I can get real high
Pour another cup'o'joe and step into the sun / pop another vicodin and open up more fun / Smoke your day's last cigarette and may you not regret / That everything you do in life is wagered on a bet
aw yeah / alright / feels good / inside
Because I can get real high
Mr. Fancypants:
Didja ever know someone who's never ever wrong? / Didja ever know someone who's got it all? / Didja ever meet someone who can't be fooled? / Thinking he's the bomb but he's a fuckin' tool?
Mr Fancy pants!
Didja ever know someone who's never ever wrong? / Didja ever know someone who's got it all? / Didja ever meet someone who can't be fooled? / Thinking he's the bomb but he's a fuckin' tool?
Mr Fancy pants!
(JAM)
Mr Fancypants with yer shiny car / Mr Know-it-all you're a superstar / Wonder why you don't look back and see yer life is just a load of / Fancypants with yer shiny car / yer a know it all yer a superstar / I wonder why you don't look back and see yer life is just a load of / CRAP / Mr Fancypants!
The Opportunity:
He had! He Had! (the opportunity)
Tiny little fingers wrapped around my shaft and she gave me some free cocaine / Tiny little midget begging for my love and she gave me some real good brain!
He had! He Had! (the opportunity)
Tiny little fingers wrapped around my shaft and she gave me some free cocaine / Tiny little midget begging for my love and she gave me some real good brain!
He had! He Had! (the opportunity)
(JAM)
Alone:
Slowly sinking almost sleeping, time stands still i think i'm dreaming / Lost in a world where nothing is what it seems, lost in a world full of hopes and dreams / Drown out my fears drown out my sorrow, bring out all my hope waiting for tomorrow / If i make it that far i can deal with the pain, just leave me alone let me drown in the rain
I'm sick, alone, and tired of waiting, waiting for the answers to the life i'm debating / I can't stand to live with the fear or the pain, just leave me alone let me drown in the rain
Weepin cryin afraid of dyin when i can't handle the cruel world on my own / Locked in a room with only one door and the light from the moon on the wall / Shadows creeping ceilings leaking as i lie on the floor freezing cold / I die by myself, leave my dreams on the shelf
I wanna go on but i can't face the dawn, locked in a world all alone i can't face one more day on my own / I can't stand to live with the fear or the pain, just leave me alone let me drown in the rain
(SOLO)
I'm sick, alone, and tired of waiting, waiting for the answers to the life i'm debating / I can't stand to live with the fear or the pain, just leave me alone let me drown in the rain
Jack:
Well i once knew a boy named jack, who liked to smoke lotsa crack / He didn't ever leave his home, and he didn't ever answer his phone / But when we opened up the door and we found him on the floor well that's the last that we saw of jack, JACK!
Well i once knew a girl named jane, who liked to do lotsa cocaine / She didn't really like to smiley, but she did every once in a whiley / One day she took a bump and her heart it went thump and that's the last that we saw of jane, JANE!
liney : (phone sound)...911 emergency...yeah my friend he's real sick from crack
(SOLO)
The moral of the story is to not smoke crack, the moral is to not smoke crack...
(JAM)
Well i once knew a boy named jack, who liked to smoke lotsa crack / He didn't ever leave his home, and he didn't ever answer his phone / But when we opened up the door and we found him on the floor well that's the last that we saw of jack jack jack, JACK!
wooh, see ya later jack, nice knowin ya buddy
The Great Green Jam:
(Instrumental)
Stinkeye:
Tell me why you don't say / a single word to make me feel this way / Now who are you to look at me, in a way a way that makes me feel
I feel like i've done something wrong / But you won't say no no / just keep on sending out the vibe yeah yeah you / Keep giving me that goddamn stinkeye!
Now didja think I'd let you down, even when yer not around no, you don't say a word to me to let me know why you ah, keep giving me that goddamn...
Your hairy eyeball seems to be / all around and looking down on me / Dontcha know i feel yer vibe / Like a beam of lazers from yer eyes
I feel like i've done something wrong / But you won't say no no / just keep on sending out the vibe yeah yeah you / Keep giving me that goddamn stinkeye!
Now didja think I'd let you down, even when yer not around no, you don't say a word to me to let me know why you ah, keep giving me that goddamn...
Tell me why you don't say / a single word to make me feel this way / Now who are you to look at me, in a way a way that makes me feel
I feel like i've done something wrong / But you won't say no no / just keep on sending out the vibe yeah yeah you / Keep giving me that goddamn stinkeye!
Now didja think I'd let you down, even when yer not around no, you don't say a word to me to let me know why you ah, keep giving me that goddamn...goddamn stinkeye yeah yeah....aw yeah...goddamn stinkeye yeah yeah yeah
CORNULAR MISUNDERSTANDING:
I don't know what was said about the corn / don't ask me, i wasn't there / I'd give corn to the whole wide world / if it seemed anyone would care
Ox-barn quahog clam-plate snake-pit / Oblong box-bed shut up snake-shit
Why would anyone pull back so hard / We're misunderstood, you don't know / Corn might be wasted / If no one seems to show
Armband vein break morphine fake hit / Top-hat-tail man shut up snake-shit
Says use once and destroy / Corn does not stand alone / Why with all the efforts / To make this life so good / Would anyone pull back so hard / Would anyone pull back so hard?
(JAM)
I've almost run out of luck / Shut up snake-shit just shut up! / Short man sure tell tallest tale / Don't look now we're not in jail!
Vein-rot saucepot sewer-hole snake-pit / Lunchbox soul wench shut up snake-shit
Backsliding:
Lotsa crazy things always happen to me (just tell me why), Lotsa crazy things always happen to me (just tell me why), Lotsa crazy things always happen to me (just tell me why), Lotsa crazy things always happen to me (just tell me why), why do all these things always happen to me? (just tell me why), why do all these things always happen to me? (just tell me why), why does all this shit always happen to me?(just tell me why), why does all this shit fuckin happen to me?
And i go low-ridin baby i go slow glidin baby, i go back...sliding baby i go back-slidin every day...MIKEY!
(SOLO)
Lotsa crazy things always happen to me (just tell me why), Lotsa crazy things always happen to me (just tell me why), Lotsa crazy things always happen to me (just tell me why), Lotsa crazy things always happen to me (just tell me why), why do all these things always happen to me? (just tell me why), why do all these things always happen to me? (just tell me why), why does all this shit always happen to me?(just tell me why), why does all this shit fuckin happen to me?
And i go low-ridin baby i go slow glidin baby, i go back...sliding baby i go back-slidin every day...MIKEY!
(SOLO)
Backslidin every day....yeah that's right...backsliding and drink yourself a beer!
Bring Me Down:
I don't know how you feel, i was never inside your head / Farther out, so unreal, disconnected but not dead / You can laugh, I'm not here, say what you can to me / All of this now i've found you will never bring me DOWN!
Your control, what you want, all the things I won't give / You let me down, i'm so out, tried to change the way I live / No control, what I saw, i could see that you're not there / I need you not around, you will never bring me...
You will never bring me down, wanted you to know / Your light won't blind my eyes and you wish it wasn't so / I'll be hearing no more lies, from inside I know / You will never bring me DOWN!
I don't know how you feel, i was never inside your head / Farther out, so unreal, disconnected but not dead / You can laugh, I'm not here, say what you can to me / All of this now i've found you will never bring me down
You will never bring me down, wanted you to know / Your light won't blind my eyes and you wish it wasn't so / I'll be hearing no more lies, from inside I know / You will never bring me DOWN!
(SOLO)
You will never bring me down, wanted you to know / Your light won't blind my eyes and you wish it wasn't so / I'll be hearing no more lies, from inside I know / You will never bring me DOWN!
Ouch:
Ouch, stop it, cut it out, fuckin hurts, etc...
A:
A!
RAINING ON MY HEAD:
I am the one I am the only / stick man living in my town / But I'm not sad and I'm not lonely / the cloud that follows me stays above my head, makes me wonder why
It's raining on my head, the sun is by the house...it's raining on my head
I see the sun shine so brightly / in the backyard of my house / But i'm out front and i am happy even though it always / rains on me and i don't even care
It's raining on my head, the sun is by the house...it's raining on my head
(SOLO)
(JAM)
(CHANT)
it's raining on my head, the sun is by the house
